Ode to SEOs

Aug 21 2009

And they drop like flies, one by one,
Entranced by the Sandman til the morning comes,
Their dreams filled with algorithms, SERPs and conversions,
While simpler people dream of fluffy white clouds or perversions,
They are the unsung heroes of the world’s commerce,
And though competing for revenue, they always join and converse,
A dichotomy society where black & white often unite,
A world where contextual defines wrong or right,
Often you do not see them, they are slouched over in a office,
Working diligently to rank you well and earn you profits,
To the unclean mass, they be not but zeros,
But in my heart, they are true SEO heroes!

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64 responses so far

  1. An Ode to SEOs by @jrmorris http://bit.ly/1CvNA

  2. via @jrmorris: Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/4vqJdy

  3. New Blog Post: Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/16yoM3

  4. Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/16yoM3

  5. Oh, I do love a good geeky SEO poem. :D

  6. Thank you Donna, it comes from me <3 :)

  7. An Ode to SEOs by @jrmorris http://bit.ly/1CvNA

  8. via @jrmorris: Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/4vqJdy

  9. New Blog Post: Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/16yoM3

  10. Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/16yoM3

  11. RT @angie1234p: An Ode to SEOs by @jrmorris http://bit.ly/1CvNA [RT 4 the day dwellers ;) ] #seo #poem

  12. RT @angie1234p: An Ode to SEOs by @jrmorris http://bit.ly/1CvNA [RT 4 the day dwellers ;) ] #seo #poem

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  14. Geekery has laid claim to prose, and now poetry. Well Played sir!

  15. Haha! Nice! Thank you kind Sir! :)

  16. Yes. SEO is really real Heroes. Good Poem on SEOS

  17. grt nothing more to say

  18. I like this Blog

  19. SEOptimizators (is that what we should call ourselves?) are heroeees! all the way!

  20. Lol. Nice poem man! Good work!

  21. There should be nothing can make SEO players give up. And there are many choices for doing SEO. I prefer doing the right SEO tricks. But anyway, people have their own opinions and decisions.

  22. Damn, man, someone definitely should put it together with the music to make a song))

  23. sooo sweet…. that a poem truly for SEO Experts… :P

  24. OMG, you told exactly what a SEO expert is, you should make a book with interesting poems! Surely, you will be succesfull with it!

  25. haha! fantastic poem. I do appreciate some geeky SEO humor.
    Thanks!

  26. I like ur SEO,please teching me..haha :D

  27. Thanks for sharing this poem with us. Different way of expressing things.

  28. LoL … very creative.

  29. That was pretty amazing, a creative one.
    Keep them coming JM.

  30. This post is about the seo techniques and i guess seo is become more popular amongst every one!

  31. Very creative poem, I like it, its very funny..Thanks for sharing with us!

  32. Kindly Tell Me How Can I Be A SEO Expert

  33. LOL…… i like it sooo much… please wrote some more.. :D

  34. i guess seo is become more popular amongst every one

  35. Well.. thats one of the best geek-friendly-poems I think I’ve ever read. Are you going to write more? :) Please? :)

  36. Haha great poem…I always like when I find something that props up what I do and brings a smile to my face. I found this musi video made by an SEO comapany the other day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z9rP7CBs_Y pretty funny. Anyway keep up the god work!

  37. a good geeky SEO poem, thanks.

  38. Haha never heard about a Seo Poem – nice one!

  39. wow – that poem is exactly right on. It is very true. The unsong heroes of the world of commerce. That’s right…

  40. “Their dreams filled with algorithms, SERPs and conversions,
    While simpler people dream of fluffy white clouds or perversions”

    That is so awesome!
    And, actually, I really see my text ad and affiliate programs in my dreams. Duh.

  41. I’ve seen some videos of people singing songs about SEO but what you’ve done here is epic, great choice of words.

  42. Nice!!

    For another SEO laugh, you might hit the SEO Song: http://www.seoconsultantsdenver.thewebinfocenter.com/blog/seo-consultants-in-denver/the-seo-song-search-engine-optimisation-by-creare

  43. Never heard of a seo poem, but great kind of art!

  44. Really good post keep them up. they are a pleasure to read

  45. This could apply to a bunch of us working in the seedy underworld of technical data, planning, bookkeeping, accounting and other stuff real people don’t want to see.

    Thanks for lighting up the day!

  46. Nice! :) "Ode To SEOs" from @jrmorris – http://jmorris.name/blog/general/ode-to-seos/

  47. "Ode To SEOs" http://jmorris.name/blog/general/ode-to-seos/ http://myloc.me/1mUTC

  48. @SEOAly Thanks! re: "Ode To SEOs" http://bit.ly/3S5ijX

  49. Not a bad little poem. Kudos to you and those unsung heroes of figuring out the mysteries of Google.

  50. Thats the first time I have read an Seo poem. A lot of it rings true for me. It certainly puts a fun “spin2 on an otherwise dry subject :-)

  51. Oh my god, please write more SEO poems. This stuff rocks.

  52. LOL. This poem really says it all about SEO work!

  53. Maybe these “unsung heroes” will one day become the rock stars of the internet. Cheers.

  54. They be but zeros….ha ha ha the best line. Seriously no one has any idea about what I do when I tell them SEO.

  55. LOL! Great Poem!

  56. nice poem…uniques :-)

  57. nice poem…unique :-)

  58. Wow! quite creative. Nice poem

  59. Nice work!!!
    This is a great blog!
    Cant wait for the next post.
    Good blogs are hard to find!
    I would really like to keep reading your blogs.

  60. Haha! That’s hilarious!
    I agree, someone needs to put it to music.

  61. Thanks for post.Good poem

  62. Ode to SEOs http://bit.ly/1CvNA by @jrmorris I love it!

  63. Hahaha. That was so funny. but true…

  64. Hmmm…Very deep :)

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